moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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unclefather:

goodbye human

(Source: lolfactory)

brovanguard:

rlmjob:

okay but this one is all too real

the first infomercial ad that makes sense

(Source: yodiscrepo)

themetaisawesome:

I am sorry to disappoint you, but I am stronger than I look.”

(Source: miiyahbinmarten)

sizvideos:

Video

gengarvevo:

it will fun

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?

(Source: thewhatever)

mermaidwizard:

mfgoon209:

read everything

DA TRAP HOUSE NEVA CLOSE BITCH

(Source: shejla24)

lilpetrabbit:

a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this

wandaventham:

i just realized that fucking ross geller got tenure in the field of paleontology at, like, age 30? and must’ve been hired at that tenure track position in his mid-20s? how was he so young? how old was he when he got his PhD? did he just… get a job after graduating without even doing a postdoc? is this what the 90s were like? fuck the 90s. fuck ross geller. fuck the way rachel got that coffee shop job with no experience

mummywrap:

Warner Bros. Digital Division Announces “Static Shock” Live-Action Project - Comic Book Resources

fyeahlilbit3point0:

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

DC is really shitting on marvel omg

the-softwolf:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

(Source: youngadultatbooktopia)

(Source: unclefather)

maeblogsfandoms:

Headcanon that at some point Lily makes the mistake of going “James be a dear and pass me [insert random household item]” and James turns into a fucking deer and Lily walks out of the house and doesn’t return for about three hours

samknitchester:

offfffffffffthesouthernisles:

iron-lin:

Welcome to tumblr

Its funny because its mark ruffalo looking around confused and i imagine thats how he feels since he joined

make mark find the thing